Thursday, July 16, 2009

TOP 5
lame things that make me happy at work.

or

things that keep me from throwing myself off the 8th stor

(I'm racing against 3mg of melatonin, lets see how this goes...)

5. Staple removers that remove staples in one move, and in one piece. Who keeps buying these brittle staples?

4. Finding a rubber finger thing that fits perfectly AND doesn't make your finger sweat awkwardly.

3. Paper clips that aren't tangled. Its like a fucking barrel of monkeys. Anyone remember that game?

2. Neon mini post-its. They're snazzy!

1. Copy machines that staple AS THEY FUCKING COPY! Technology! It's mind blowing!