Sunday, March 9, 2008

9. Whiten Teeth

I've been on a sort of oral health kick lately.  And then I giggle for saying 'oral'.  I went to the dentist on Tuesday and my gums still hurt.  I love when I receive medical attention and end up ailing more than before.  Awesome.  So I'm supposed to start flossing and using mouthwash and all that minty freshness.  Therefore, instead of my usual dentist-visit-follow-up-routine (rubbing my teeth with sugar) I'm actually trying to take better care of my pearly-ish whites.  


1. Rembrant White Strips- They did a decent job on my chompers.  They're definitely whiter, but not in a porcelain venire way, which is good.  I like these white strips because they're cheaper than most (19.99 or something), and they're thicker.  I hate those ones that are so thin they slide around on your teeth and you get that peroxide-y goo all over your mouth.  The ones I'm using are more like waxy mouth guards.  You could whiten your teeth while climbing the Agrocraig or Olmek's Temple.  I didn't really play sports as a kid.

2. Crest Whitening Rinse-  It came in a pack with another mouthwash.  I'm not a huge fan of mouthwash. What can I say; I like to swallow.  Where was I?  It's kind of gross, but you brush your teeth AFTER, so you can just scour your mouth as soon as you spit.

3. Brushing... my... teeth...- Ok, I did this.  Daily even.  But I wasn't doing it 'hard enough'.  Man, if I had a nickle... So, despite the fact that my dental hygienist tore apart my gum-line with her pointy stick, I have been brushing my teeth like they were going out of style.  That expression might not work here.  Mostly I've been brushing so hard to get the icky taste of Crest Whitening Rinse out of my mouth.

4. Listerine- Nothing feels better on bleeding gums than a mouth full of minty alcohol.  And the feeling only gets better with agitation.  Now, that's refreshing.

One last thing, remember when you were a little kid and the dentist would give you a choice of grainy toothpaste that they would sand blast onto your teeth?  The choice would usually be two cute kid-friendly flavors; Cherry or Bubble gum.  But, no matter which one you chose, the dentist would always grab the grainy toothpaste flavored EVIL.  I know I'm an adult now because the dentist doesnt give me choice anymore, they just go straight for the evil flavor. 

Minty Fresh.

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I am devastatingly bored.  I've been home since Friday.  My break so far has been as thus:


Saturday: Went to Robin's
Sunday: Nothing
Monday: Went to Robin's then Heather's
Tuesday: Dentist. Was supposed to go to Robin's, ended up fabric shopping with mom.
Today: Probably nothing.

I have no where to go and very little money to spend.

I want to go back.

I miss people.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

I love Chex Mix.  It is a love that knows no bounds.  If, sometime in the future, I am commissioned to film a Chex Mix commercial, I would demand payment in the form of a life-time supply of Bold, Peanut, Cheddar, Chocolate, Caramel, and of course, Traditional Chex Mix.  Who knows how many bags I could eat in a life time!  I would pick out every bagel chip from the Traditional and Bold, find every densely  coated square in the Cheddar, eat every M&M knock off candy from the Chocolate, and pour the crumbs into a big bowl and use a spoon.  


I can't exactly pin point the exact moment that I feel in love.  When it came to cereal, I always went with then sugary, chocolatey variety (but never Lucky Charms; those weren't marshmallows- they were lies).  Chex was the cereal left in the pantry the day before mom went shopping. 'Hm, Chex or Total... decisions...".  However, when you cover Chex in practically anything, those little crispy grids become windows of opportunity. Does anyone remember Chex covered in chocolate and powdered sugar?  Big hits with the den-mother crowd.  If anyone knows the recipe please e-mail me at Uncommon_Productions@gmail.com.

My only probem with Chex Mix is this: the big '40% Less Fat' on the front.  Like all diet-related advertising, or advertising in general for that matter, this is very deceiving.  I usually shy away the big BJ's bags when shopping because they imply 'This will last me a while!' when it really means 'I can pick out all the bagels chips in a night!'.  I recomend the single serving bags.  Nobody ever measured out the servings.  And if you are someone who does, you're probably too skinny anway, you could use a big bag of Chex Mix.  Treat yourself.  For me a serving of Chex Mix is 'until I don't want anymore', which means never.  40% Less Fat only works if you only satisfy 40% of your hunger (this is not a scientific statement.  More like a metaphor.  A bad metaphor).  In conclusion, I'll need to stay away from Chex Mix.  At least until I'm skinny again. 


Ha, and I never thought I'd write anything of substance here... 



 

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

We watched Citizen Kane in Film today.  I was expecting it to be rather boring, based on what I had previously heard about the film.  I was pleasantly surprised.  At times it grew a bit long winded, but for the most part, it kept my attention through all 2 hours.  Also, Orson Welles was rather dashing in his younger years.  Like a more articulate, less buff Marlon Brando.  However, as I was IMDB-ing the movie, it turns out that the make-up crew worked harder on him when he was paying his own age (he was 25 when filming began.  Holy shit, a 25 year old directed the greatest movie of all time?  I'm almost 25.  I have to get my shit together) than when he was playing an old man.  But it wasn't just his appearances.  He has an incredible command of the screen.  His voice is incredibly prominent.  A strange mix between super sexy and and suave, yet at the same time, almost a little bit creepy.  I can understand how this is a very important movie, but the greatest movie of all time?  I'll have to wait until we dissect it in class tomorrow before I pass fair judgement on that one.


*spoiler alert lol omg*
One thing that I still don't get, if 'rosebud' is supposed to be something he lost (I get that it represents the family he never had and all that jazz) why did he have the freaking thing in storage?  I figured the movie would end with a flashback to the sled covered in snow.  And maybe a gust of wind would blow off the snow enough so that you could make out the title and then go "ohhh it was his sled that he left in Bumblefuck Colorodo."  Or maybe you were supposed to think 'he had rosebud all along!'  I'll probably retract most of this tomorrow.  

Number 62

AFI TOP 100 MOVIES

Bolded movies have been viewed.
1 CITIZEN KANE
2 THE GODFATHER

3 CASABLANCA
4 RAGING BULL

5 SINGIN' IN THE RAIN
6 GONE WITH THE WIND
7 LAWRENCE OF ARABIA
8 SCHINDLER'S LIST
9 VERTIGO

10 WIZARD OF OZ, THE
11 CITY LIGHTS

12 SEARCHERS, THE
13 STAR WARS
14 PSYCHO

15 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY
16 SUNSET BLVD.

17 GRADUATE, THE
18 GENERAL, THE
19 ON THE WATERFRONT
20 IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE

21 CHINATOWN
22 SOME LIKE IT HOT
23 GRAPES OF WRATH, THE
24 E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL
25 TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
26 MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON
27 HIGH NOON
28 ALL ABOUT EVE
29 DOUBLE INDEMNITY
30 APOCALYPSE NOW
31 MALTESE FALCON, THE
32 GODFATHER PART II, THE

33 ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST
34 SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS

35 ANNIE HALL
36 BRIDGE ON THE RIVER KWAI, THE
37 BEST YEARS OF OUR LIVES, THE

38 TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE, THE
39 DR. STRANGELOVE
40 SOUND OF MUSIC, THE

41 KING KONG
42 BONNIE AND CLYDE
43 MIDNIGHT COWBOY
44 PHILADELPHIA STORY, THE
45 SHANE
46 IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT

47 STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, A
48 REAR WINDOW

49 INTOLERANCE
50 LORD OF THE RINGS: THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, THE

51 WEST SIDE STORY
52 TAXI DRIVER
53 DEER HUNTER, THE
54 M*A*S*H
55 NORTH BY NORTHWEST
56 JAWS

57 ROCKY
58 GOLD RUSH, THE
59 NASHVILLE

60 DUCK SOUP
61 SULLIVAN'S TRAVELS
62 AMERICAN GRAFFITI
63 CABARET
64 NETWORK
65 AFRICAN QUEEN, THE

66 RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
67 WHO'S AFRAID OF VIRGINIA WOOLF?
68 UNFORGIVEN
69 TOOTSIE

70 CLOCKWORK ORANGE, A
71 SAVING PRIVATE RYAN

72 SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, THE
73 BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID

74 SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, THE
75 IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT
76 FORREST GUMP
77 ALL THE PRESIDENT'S MEN
78 MODERN TIMES
79 WILD BUNCH, THE
80 APARTMENT, THE
81 SPARTACUS
82 SUNRISE

83 TITANIC
84 EASY RIDER
85 NIGHT AT THE OPERA, A
86 PLATOON

87 12 ANGRY MEN
88 BRINGING UP BABY
89 SIXTH SENSE, THE
90 SWING TIME
91 SOPHIE'S CHOICE

92 GOODFELLAS
93 FRENCH CONNECTION, THE
94 PULP FICTION
95 LAST PICTURE SHOW, THE
96 DO THE RIGHT THING
97 BLADE RUNNER
98 YANKEE DOODLE DANDY

99 TOY STORY
100 BEN-HUR

36/100

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Fail

So, I totally forgot the whole "take 12 pictures on the 12th day of every month thing." Therefore, I shall make up for that by taking 24 pictures on the 24th. That's next sunday. I think I can remember that.

In other news, I didn't get into Picasso. Tom Reign has broken my heart. No, not really. I think I'm going to be co-props master with Mama Raven, so that should be fun. I still get to be involved and not so much in a late-night-tech way. Awesome.

I managed to cross off another movie from the AFI Top 100 Movies list (goal number 62). My Film as Art Class watched 'Rear Window' which falls at number 48 on the list. I really enjoyed it. It seemed different than other Hitchcock movies (granted, I've only seen 'Psycho' and 'The Birds') it was more suspenseful and kept you thinking. I was most impressed by Jimmy Stewarts performance. The man gives a stellar compelling performance from the confines of a wheelchair, he hardly moves throughout the entire movie. Impressive. We're watching 'Citizen Kane' on tuesday and that falls at number one on the list. I'll be able to knock out 2 more movies from the list thanks to this class: Jaws (56) and Tootsie (69).

Well, that's about it from here. I'm supposed to be filming my project for video production today, but I think Stephan got lost on his way back from Treetops...

[edit 4:33]
it's getting dark, if it's too dark to film this I'm going to be tres annoyed and someone is going to suffer for that...

[edit 5:02]
Oh he will pay for this. He will pay for this dearly...

Monday, February 11, 2008

Ok, so it may have been one of the easiest goals on the list, but I finally finished one. Only 100 to go! Now that I finally have Final Cut Studio loaded onto my external hard drive (which my sister has named Steve) I can begin tackling number 18. That one's going to take some time. I went to yoga with Raven tonight. I could see that becoming a Monday night ritual, hello number 3! I'm really bad at this blogging thing. Don't even get me started on video blogging. I just don't think anyone is really going to be interested in what I have to say. Oh well, maybe someone out there will feel a kinship towards me and... something... will happen... *shrug*. I'm going to try to get into the habit of posting on a more regular basis, not just when I complete a goal. I'm not sure what the next goal will be, number 70 just kind of fell into my lap. I was home, I had money and a gift certificate to BestBuy, I found Steve. Now we are in love.

In other news, auditions for the Masque' spring show start tomorrow. Picasso at Lapin Agile. I know very little about the show except that it was written by Steve Martin. Apparently that's all a show needs to be picked by the Masque. You say 'Steve Martin' and people cream there pants. "A Steve Martin play?! Where do I sign up?". Nobody takes into account things like 'Is this show any good?' 'Does this show accommodate the terribly skewed gender division in the Masque?'. I don't know about the first one, but the second answer is 'No, no you girls are pretty much fucked this semester, thanks for playing'. In an 11 person cast there are 4 female roles. Granted, this is pretty similar to The Philadelphia Story last year. But that show... kind of sucked. Let's be honest. It's a great movie, but the show leaves much to be desired. And unfortunately, I don't think there are any random slutty/maid/ slutty maid roles for me to fill. Typecasting, you know? I believe in method acting. Ok, I've begun to ramble. Long story short (it's a little late for that), auditions are tomorrow, I don't have high hopes. I'll accept any role, but I wont be crushed if I denied a chance to work with the illustrious Tom Reing again.

Cut. Print. That's a wrap.